HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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