Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Randomize
