The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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