physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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