Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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