I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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