Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
