come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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