Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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