So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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