The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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