He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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