i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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