I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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