Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
