wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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