i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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