This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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