what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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