This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I could fuck to npr.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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