That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Boobs speak an international language.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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