we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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