you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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