do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i drank out of a bidet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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