I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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