i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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