just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
