I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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