Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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