if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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