It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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