The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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