left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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