Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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