i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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