I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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