So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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