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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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