We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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