she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
