Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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