He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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