love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
