hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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