Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
either way he was missing a nipple.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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