It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
