I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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