So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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