yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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