...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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