Swine flu. Run for my life!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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